Das Wunder Kid

I am das Wunder Kid. The crème de la crème. The shit. 29 years ago, I was kicking Commie ass as Michael Knight. Today, I’m getting drunk, puking and singing to Dusseldorf tourists.

What are you working on right now?

My blood alcohol content. My tan. And my small business – merkins made from a patented combination of my chest hair and pubes.

What does your typical day look like?

Get up.
Watch Baywatch re-runs.
Leave a voicemail for Nicole Eggert.
Do a shot of vodka.
Leave another voicemail for Nicole Eggert.
Do another shot of vodka.
Make a YouTube comment on this video
Do another shot of vodka.
Go back to sleep.
Wake up.
Eat Hot Pockets.

3 trends that excite you?

Dippin’ Dots
Nicole Eggert

How do you bring ideas to life?

With tight pants and a belly full of Carl’s Jr.

What inspires you?

It’s not as much a what, as a who. And that who is Lou Gossett Jr.

What is one mistake you’ve made, and what did you learn from it?

Do not give a video camera to your kids.

What is one business idea that you’re willing to give away to our readers?

Taco Turbans.

What do you read every day, and why?

The class action lawsuit against AIG because it let’s me stay on top of some of the reasons behind our fiscal meltdown.

What is the one book that you recommend our community should read, and why?

Celebrity Vinyl by Tom Hamling because it features me and a 100 other idiot actors who decided to record musical albums. Plus, I hear that half of the proceeds go to 826LA to help kids work on their creative writing skills. I like that.

What is your favorite gadget, app or piece of software that helps you every day?

Toss up. Either the YellowPages or my Stadium Pal.

Who would you love to see interviewed on IdeaMensch?

Grimace or Don Cheadle.


You can see my favorite book here: www.facebook.com/CelebrityVinyl